Please don't step on the scarf.
My hair is doing the thing again

My hair is doing the thing again

ilovewhenugethurt:

ilovewhenugethurt:

what?

O
You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

Jesus wasn't middle eastern, He was an israelite. read a book.
Anonymous

sustii:

twinkleofafadingstar:

friend i have some bad news for you.

omg

theaveragefish:

why the hell did we all learn the exact words

"the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell"

Because of an article by Philip Siekevitz

click here to meet hot single dragons in your area

Of course they know.

[That Vulture article from April 2013]

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

deliciouslyironicthrone:

swagbat:

there’s no limit to how much I love Jason Momoa

While filming one of the sex scenes in Season 1, Jason came out with a finger puppet on his dick and they had to take a ten minute break because Emilia Clarke couldn’t stop laughing. 

ava-ire:

*someone who ive never met befores follow forever shows up on my dash* *im not on it* what the fuck

elluvias:

heterophobicgoat:

stupidandreckless:

NOOOO NO NO NONO FUCK FUCK  FUCKIG CBS IS TELLING WOMEN NOT TO REPORT SEXUAL HARASSMENT BECAUSE IT WILL “DAMAGE THEIR CAREERS” and “HARASSMENT IS AN UNFORTUNATE PART OF CLIMBING THE LADDER” I AM SO ANGRY THEY ARE LITERALLY TURNING SEXUAL HARASSMENT INTO A NORM THIS IS NOT OKAY

This is an actual article and I’m still having a hard time believing it’s real.

IF YOU ARE SEXUALLY HARRASSED YOU REPORT THAT SHIT

yaoidiot:

people who shower in under 5 minutes

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