but what if Ellen Degeneres and Neil Patrick Harris hosted an award show together
I’m like 90% sure no actual awarding would be done because they’d constantly be trying to ride off each others bit and it would turn into like a three hour comedy skit
and it would still be the greatest Oscars
NO WINDOWS I JUST WANT TO FORCE QUIT A PROGRAM DONT TRY TO LOOK FOR A SOLUTION ACCEPT DEATH AND FACE OBLIVION
i struggle between wanting to stay up late and wanting extra hours of sleep
Haven’t you heard Mr. Becket? The world is coming to an end. So where would you rather die? Here? or in a Jaeger?
THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN
CARRY THE WATER
REMOVE THE WATER
Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!
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little league quidditch
#all brooms fly like 3 feet off the ground#the bludgers are stuffed animals#keepers often get distracted by clouds#the seekers are better at playing tag than catching the snitch#games are over when it’s naptime
You are correct.
Lupita Nyong’o’s brother, the real winner at the Oscars 2014
My mom’s husband: Everyone in the past was so proper.
With a terrible cry the Balrog fell forward, and its shadow plunged down and vanished. But even as it fell it swung its whip, and the thongs lashed and curled about the wizard’s knees, dragging him to the brink. He staggered and fell, grasped vainly at the stone, and slid into the abyss. ‘Fly, you fools!' he cried, and was gone.
@spencerjamesmith SENT ME THIS??? IS THIS THE MANGO THAT WENT MISSING???? WHATS GOING ON
WHY IS THIS IN MELBOURNE WHAT???????
??? HOW DID A GIANT MANGO GET FROM QUEENSLAND TO MELBOURNE?? IT’S LIKE 10 METRES TALL (32 feet) & THE DISTANCE FROM WHERE IT WAS TO HERE IS OVER 1,500 KILOMETRES (930 Miles)
What the fuck is happening
what the fuck australia
NANDOS STOLE IT TO PROMOTE THEIR MANGO AND LIME DRESSING. I DON’T KNOW HOW THEY THOUGHT OF IT THOUGH, LIKE IMAGINE SITTING IN A CORPORATE MEETING AND SOMEONES JUST LIKE ‘HEY, I KNOW, WHY DON’T WE STEAL A FUCKING 10 METRE TALL MANGO MONUMENT”. LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK NANDOS.
the epic adventures of the thirty foot tall australian mango continue
im literally reblogging it again for the nandos update because if that’s real that’s the fucking stupidest thing i’ve ever heard of and i love it
A while back i made a post about dropbox, i would like to take it back. Dropbox is fine but what worries me is how the NSA is working with US based companies. It just seems stupid to keep all your data on a service thats out of your control.
Recently I decided to check out BitTorrent Sync, and I love it! It’s just as simple to setup, and the only limit of space shared is your own hardware. So there is no monthly fee if you want to go over the 2GB.
Try it out, at minimum just use your Dropbox folder as your BitTorrent Sync folder for a little while.
stop for a minute and realize you are a 10lb brain piloting a slab of meat
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”